{"id":395,"date":"2016-04-13T23:17:21","date_gmt":"2016-04-13T21:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/?p=395"},"modified":"2016-04-20T19:28:01","modified_gmt":"2016-04-20T17:28:01","slug":"how-to-survive-in-ireland-1-cup-noodles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/2016\/04\/13\/how-to-survive-in-ireland-1-cup-noodles\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Survive In Ireland: #1 – Cup Noodles"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear reader,<\/p>\n

you are about to see very the first part of the series „How To Survive In Ireland“.
\nIn this episode we try to make the perfect cup noodles, because it is basicly necasary if you don\u00b4t want to starve in this harsh enviroment.<\/p>\n

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Step 1: Grab yourself a bag or a good friend to carry groceries, find the supermarket and the cup noodles of youre choice and you are good to go!<\/p>\n

Step 2: Now the magic really starts. Gather all the items in the picture below and proceed with the next step.<\/p>\n

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From left to right: Water, Fork, Cup Noodles, Water Heater<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Step 3: Read the instructions on the cup and ignore them.<\/p>\n

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I\u00b4m just kidding, please don\u00b4t ignore them…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Step 4: Boil the water. For best results don\u00b4t use tap water.<\/p>\n

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Simply let it cook.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Step 5: Open the cup and remove the plastic bag with spices.<\/p>\n

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Be very careful, you don\u00b4t want a single piece of this delicious dust to hit the floor.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Step 6: Pour the hot water in the cup. Attention! Only pour to the very first line! Otherwise your noodles won\u00b4t have a taste…<\/p>\n

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Also be aware that the water is HOT, keep your fingers safe.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Step 7: After waiting exactly 2 minutes, add the content of the spice and flavour bag in the cup.<\/p>\n

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Spicy!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Step 8: You are almost finished. Just stir the noodles a little and enjoy your glorious meal with the fork (never use a spoon, this is for safety reasons). After you finished, don\u00b4t forget to dispose the trash correctly.<\/p>\n

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Stay tuned for more!<\/p>\n

Cheers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear reader, you are about to see very the first part of the series „How To Survive In Ireland“. In this episode we try to make the perfect cup noodles, because it is basicly necasary if you don\u00b4t want to starve in this harsh enviroment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2971,"featured_media":396,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126644],"tags":[127059,100556,127110,127111,127114,127113],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lukas-gessner","tag-capita","tag-cooking","tag-cup-noodles","tag-how-to-survive-in-ireland","tag-life-h4ckzzzz","tag-tips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2971"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinirland2016\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}