This weekend… drum roll please… we finally went bowling. Yep. That thing we planned ages ago but life said “Nah.” Well guess what, life? We won this round. Even better? The whole squad showed up. I know. Miracles happen. Someone call the Pope.
We went to this funky little entertainment center — imagine Chuck E. Cheese meets Blade Runner, but with less rat and more arcade neon. It had flashing lights, children’s sticky fingers on every surface, and that beautiful scent of overused bowling shoes and regret.
We rented two lanes like the professional amateurs we are. I personally bowled like a blindfolded flamingo on ice, but hey — at least I’m a beast at paintball. Gotta pick your battles.
Despite the cosmic joke that is my bowling form, we actually had fun. I got to make some cursed but hilarious edits for TikTok. Fanlai’s already going semi-viral, probably because she’s the only one with any actual hand-eye coordination and charisma. Oh, and she brought her Polaroid camera too, and took the kind of pics that would make Tumblr weep. Artsy queens unite.
Later, we headed back home, destroyed some food like starving raccoons, and I thought: “Nice. Time for beauty sleep.”
BUT NO.
Just as I was dozing off, there was a SCREAM. Not the fun horror-movie kind — the real “we-have-a-monster-in-our-house” kind. Yep. Turns out our old friend the cockroach is back. Not a normal one either. This thing looked like it paid rent.
We trapped it under a small bowl. And for extra safety? Placed our giant bottle of fabric softener on top — because this roach looks like it could deadlift. Until further notice, the area is under quarantine.
And that’s the tea for now.
Stay neon, stay weird, and watch where you step.
The floor is lava. Or worse — cockroach turf. 🪳
For more Videos and pictures of us or, well…the cockroach…here on my Tumblr Blog: https://afib-in-spain.tumblr.com/