{"id":307,"date":"2025-05-08T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-08T09:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/?p=307"},"modified":"2025-05-09T11:23:54","modified_gmt":"2025-05-09T09:23:54","slug":"episode-8-the-bowling-betrayal-the-soggy-spongebob-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/2025\/05\/08\/episode-8-the-bowling-betrayal-the-soggy-spongebob-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 8 \u2013 The Bowling Betrayal & The Soggy Spongebob Saga<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

So picture this: I was ready. READY, my friends. Bowling shoes? Mentally laced. Vibes? Immaculate. Blog? Half-written in my head, with jokes sharper than the kitchen knife. I thought, „Let\u2019s write about the\u00a0hilarious<\/em>\u00a0bowling night we\u2019re totally gonna have!“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plot twist: we didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Two of our comrades-in-chaos decided\u2014last freaking minute<\/em>\u2014that they\u2019d rather ghost the plan than roll some balls. No explanation. No „sorry, I got kidnapped by aliens“ or „my grandma started breakdancing again, I had to help.“ Just poof<\/em>. Gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And while we stood there, blinking into the void of broken hopes and missing pins… the sky decided it was the perfect moment to cry with us. Enter: downpour deluxe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BUT\u2014every disaster has its MVP. Enter Thadd\u00e4us (yes, like the depressed squid guy from Spongebob), who saw the rain not as an obstacle, but a catwalk<\/em>. He glided. No, slid<\/em> through puddles with the grace of a damp gazelle just to go outside and smoke. I swear, someone cue the dramatic music because I\u2019ve never seen nicotine dependency look so elegant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aside from that Oscar-worthy performance, not much else happened.
Oh\u2014except the fun twist that some folks still<\/em> don\u2019t have a job here and are now told to go find one themselves. Even though, you know… the agency was supposed to handle that part. Classic plot development. Let\u2019s see how that side quest unfolds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And that\u2019s it, folks. The most exciting thing this week was not<\/em> throwing a bowling ball and watching a squidward reenact a Disney-on-Ice number. Maybe next week, something wild will happen. Like… actually doing something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stay tuned. Or don\u2019t. I\u2019m not your mom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My Tumblr Blog for Videos and gifs….you know…for the little umpf in the blog: https:\/\/afib-in-spain.tumblr.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So picture this: I was ready. READY, my friends. Bowling shoes? Mentally laced. Vibes? Immaculate. Blog? Half-written in my head, with jokes sharper than the kitchen knife. I thought, „Let\u2019s write about the\u00a0hilarious\u00a0bowling night we\u2019re totally gonna have!“ Plot twist: we didn\u2019t. Two of our comrades-in-chaos decided\u2014last freaking minute\u2014that they\u2019d rather ghost the plan than … \u201eEpisode 8 \u2013 The Bowling Betrayal & The Soggy Spongebob Saga<\/strong>\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8518,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8518"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":308,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions\/308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}