{"id":392,"date":"2025-05-25T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-25T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/?p=392"},"modified":"2025-05-26T17:37:27","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T15:37:27","slug":"episode-13-bowling-bugs-and-ballistic-tiktoks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/2025\/05\/25\/episode-13-bowling-bugs-and-ballistic-tiktoks\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 13:\u00a0Bowling, Bugs, and Ballistic TikToks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This weekend\u2026 drum roll please<\/em>\u2026 we finally went bowling<\/strong>. Yep. That thing we planned ages ago but life said \u201cNah.\u201d Well guess what, life? We won this round.<\/em> Even better? The whole squad<\/strong> showed up. I know. Miracles happen. Someone call the Pope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We went to this funky little entertainment center \u2014 imagine Chuck E. Cheese meets Blade Runner, but with less rat and more arcade neon. It had flashing lights, children\u2019s sticky fingers on every surface, and that beautiful scent of overused bowling shoes and regret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We rented two lanes<\/strong> like the professional amateurs we are. I personally bowled like a blindfolded flamingo on ice, but hey \u2014 at least I\u2019m a beast at paintball<\/strong>. Gotta pick your battles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Despite the cosmic joke that is my bowling form, we actually had fun. I got to make some cursed but hilarious edits for TikTok. Fanlai\u2019s already going semi-viral<\/strong>, probably because she\u2019s the only one with any actual hand-eye coordination and charisma. Oh, and she brought her Polaroid camera too, and took the kind of pics that would make Tumblr weep. Artsy queens unite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Later, we headed back home, destroyed some food like starving raccoons, and I thought: \u201cNice. Time for beauty sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BUT NO.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just as I was dozing off, there was a SCREAM. Not the fun horror-movie kind \u2014 the real \u201cwe-have-a-monster-in-our-house<\/strong>\u201d kind. Yep. Turns out our old friend the cockroach<\/strong> is back. Not a normal one either. This thing looked like it paid rent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We trapped it under a small bowl. And for extra safety? Placed our giant bottle of fabric softener on top \u2014 because this roach looks like it could deadlift. Until further notice, the area is under quarantine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And that\u2019s the tea for now.
Stay neon, stay weird, and watch where you step.
The floor is lava. Or worse \u2014 cockroach turf. \ud83e\udeb3<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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For more Videos and pictures of us or, well…the cockroach…here on my Tumblr Blog: https:\/\/afib-in-spain.tumblr.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This weekend\u2026 drum roll please\u2026 we finally went bowling. Yep. That thing we planned ages ago but life said \u201cNah.\u201d Well guess what, life? We won this round. Even better? The whole squad showed up. I know. Miracles happen. Someone call the Pope. We went to this funky little entertainment center \u2014 imagine Chuck E. Cheese meets Blade Runner, but with … \u201eEpisode 13:\u00a0Bowling, Bugs, and Ballistic TikToks\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8518,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8518"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":393,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions\/393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.fu-berlin.de\/afibinspain2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}